Archive for May, 2007

Promotional fax mistaken for bomb threat

Thursday, May 31st, 2007

From boston.com

This faxed page released by the Ashland Police Dept., shows a fax as it was to appear as a promotion sent by a marketing group Wednesday, May 30, 2007, to a Bank of America branch in Ashland, Mass. A faulty fax arrived at the Bank of America’s Ashland office Tuesday night omiting portions of the fax. A bank employee misinterpreted the message Wednesday as a bomb threat causing authorities to evacuate more than a dozen neighboring businesses. (AP Photo/Ashland Police Dept.)

Too bad. If it had been a bomb-threat it would’ve been the best ever.

Symptom Search: Great New Tool for Hypochondriacs

Thursday, May 31st, 2007

Hypochondriac that I am I’ve used a number of online prognosis websites like Webmd and Wrongdiagnosis a fair amount in the past, and they’re certainly useful.  But one thing I always sought was the capability to enter in multiple symptoms and have your list of possible conditions narrow down accordingly.  Wrongdiagnosis added this functionality about a year ago, but I haven’t been entirely happy with it’s implementation.  However Healthline recently added a multiple-symptom tool called Symptom Search that is quite slick and intuitive.  Now if they could just add probabilitiies next to each condition so you when you enter in sore throat + fatigue it doesn’t seem like a Cold and Syphilis are equally as likely.

By the way, this reminds me of the old onion article Internet Opens Up Whole New World Of Illness For Local Hypochondriac

Best of Wondershowzen

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007

Wondershowzen is a kid’s show on MTV that’s not really a kid’s show. It’s not for everyone, but I’m a big fan. Big enough to make a highlight reel. Here it is:

Funny Tattoos

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007

It’s definitely funny now, but I find it even more funnier thinking about tattoos like these 15 years down the road. They’ll be the equivalent of what a Police Academy tattoo would be now. Actually, that’s a pretty great idea– tattoo of Cadet Mahoney replacing Lietenant Harris’ shampoo with super-glue. Or what about a Three Men and a Baby tattoo? Look Who’s Talking Too? Someone needs to get these!

 


Steve-o from Jackass has this exact same tattoo–even also with “weiner” misspelled. His is on his shoulder though. i wonder who go theirs first?

It’s the details that make this tattoo oh-so-funny. From MJ’s silver gloved hand (resting on McCauley’s crotch), to McCauley’s fuzzy slippers, to MJ’s “relax, this won’t hurt you” face, it absolutely nails the disturbingly hilarious category.

 

I find food tattoos automatically pretty funny, but particularly when they depict corn humping broccoli.

 

I don’t think tattoos can get much better than this.

 

Wooden Houses That Are Really Big

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007

Sounds like a lame topic for a post, but they’re cool, I swear.

At 13 floors (144 ft) this is the tallest wooden house in the world. It was built by one-time wealthy gangster Nikolai Sutyagin in northern Russia. He is now penniless, however, and his masterpiece/monstrosity is falling to pieces around him. He still gives death-defying tours of the whole thing, but mostly resides in a couple rooms on the first floor. Full article in the telegraph, here.

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A Couple Dumb criminals

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007

 

Collection of Funny Paper Clippings

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007




If I could go back in time I’d travel to 1985 and respond to this ad and then become best buds with this guy.

 


Notice the hand-cuffs hanging from the bed-post?

 



If you can’t read it, the ads says “Jumbo Dole Ripe Fresh Fucking Pineapples (Save over $3.30 each)”. That is quite a bargain!

Top 14 Marion Barry Quotes

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007

Marion Barry was the mayor of DC from 1979 to 1991, when he was busted for buying crack.  Despite this, after serving some prison time, he was re-elected as mayor in 1995 and served for one term.  He now serves on the DC Council despite weed and cocaine being found in his car in 2002, and in his blood in 2005.

 

“The contagious people of Washington have stood firm against

diversity during this long period of increment weather.” — M. Barry,

Mayor of Washington, DC

 

“I promise you a police car on every sidewalk.” — M. Barry, Mayor of

Washington, DC

 

“If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very very low

crime rate.” — M. Barry, Mayor of Washington, DC

 

“First, it was not a strip bar, it was an erotic club. And second, what

can I say? I’m a night owl.” — M. Barry, Mayor of Washington, DC

 

“Bitch set me up.” — M. Barry, Mayor of Washington, DC

 

“I am clearly more popular than Reagan. I am in my third term. Where’s

Reagan? Gone after two! Defeated by George Bush and Michael Dukakis no

less.” — M. Barry, Mayor of Washington, DC

 

“The laws in this city are clearly racist. All laws are racist. The law

of gravity is racist.” — M. Barry, Mayor of Washington, DC

 

“I am making this trip to Africa because Washington is an international

city, just like Tokyo, Nigeria or Israel. As mayor, I am an

international symbol. Can you deny that to Africa?” — M. Barry, Mayor

of Washington, DC

 

“People have criticized me because my security detail is larger than

the president’s. But you must ask yourself: are there more people who

want to kill me than who want to kill the president? I can assure you

there are.”

M. Barry, Mayor of Washington, DC

 

“The brave men who died in Vietnam, more than 100% of which were black,

were the ultimate sacrifice.” — M. Barry, Mayor of Washington, DC

 

“I read a funny story about how the Republicans freed the slaves. The

Republicans are the ones who created slavery by law in the 1600’s.

Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves and he was not a Republican.” — M.

Barry, Mayor of Washington, DC

 

“What right does Congress have to go around making laws just because

they deem it necessary?” — M. Barry, Mayor of Washington, DC

 

“People blame me because these water mains break, but I ask you, if the

water mains didn’t break, would it be my responsibility to fix them

then? WOULD IT!?!” — M. Barry, Mayor of Washington, DC

 

“I am a great mayor; I am an upstanding Christian man; I am an

intelligent man; I am a deeply educated man; I am a humble man.” — M.

Barry, Mayor of Washington, DC