“Rampage” Jackson Quotes
Although I think Quinton “Rampage” Jackson has lost a bit of his fighting edge over the past few years, his wit is still razor sharp
. Here are some of his best quotes pulled from a recent forum on sherdog and the subfighter quotes section.
Mauro: “Theres a left by Jackson…. or make that Randleman, sorry!”
Rampage: “Thats alright, all black folks look alike.”Pride: “If you look into a crystal ball, what do you see in your future?
Rampage: “I don’t have a crystal ball, I only have 2 balls.”Rampage commenting on the size of Tito’s head
“They made a Tito bobblehead but that shit wouldn’t bobble, it would just fall down to one side and stay there.â€After the Matt Lindland fight in WFA
Stephen: Was that like fighting an octopus?
Rampage: Man that was like fighting a big ass smelly skunk! Matt you need to take a shower man…
On what impresses him most about Chuck:
“His Mohawk. I’m impressed with how he keeps his Mohawk looking like that every time I see him. I’m really impressed with that. I wonder if he cuts it himself, if he has a barber or does he have a stencil thing he puts on his head so he doesn’t mess it up? Chuck keeps that Mohawk looking like that all the time.”
Bas Rutten: “So you’re fighting Minowa.”
Rampage: “Manure?”
Bas Rutten: “No Minowa, what do u know about him?”
Rampage: “I found out his name was Manure, I was like, damn, this guy must be the s#*t!”
On being the victor at the end of the fight:
“I like to see my hand raised at the end of the night. I like when the ref raises my hand. That’s why I shave my armpits like the professionals wrestlers. I like to see my arm raised.”“My style is ‘whoop that ass’”
Quadros: “Rampage, where do you see yourself in 2 years.”
Rampage: “Well, right nwo i’m 23, so in two years, I see myself 25.”Interviewer:
“Chuck said in his pre-fight interview it’s gonna be a first round
knockout. What do you have to say about that? First round knockout?”
Rampage:
“If he plans on getting knocked out in the first round that’s his business.”Interviewer: “how do you plan on beating sakuraba”
Interviewer: “I am bring my chain in the ring, Sakuraba tapped out four gracies, of course I’m bring my chain wit me”Mauro: “Quinton, your thoughts on this fight..”
Rampage: “My thoughts are… I hope wanderlei wins and wins fast, cuz i gotta go take a crap!”“when I win the pride belt, I’m going to do everything with the pride belt. when I’m playing video games, I will play with the Pride belt. when I’m taking a sh*t, I am gonna take it with the Pride belt. when I’m f*cking, Im gonna f*ck with the Pride belt”
“When I beat wanderlei i’m a take his belt pull his pants down and spank him for bein so ugly”
“Rampage on Wanderlei Silva: “Monkey looking mutha*****er, Congo, ugh me good gorilla… Have you ever gotten your ass kicked by a black man before? It *****ing hurts.” ”
“I love Marvin (Eastman), he’s like a brother to me. But right now, it’s time for black on black crime.”
“I thought I was going to be Prides only token black guy.”
-On Kevin Randleman
UPDATE: Some people have claimed these aren’t that funny. To that I say, well, I mean, yes they are. Maybe you just need the context of how these interviews usually go/need to know how he delivers these lines to fully appreciate them.
UPDATE: Maybe he hasn’t lost his edge! Holy crap! Way to go Rampage!
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Empire360
HAHA! this is a great list.. i love listening to Rampage interviews..
Your missing a really good quote he said in pride about 4 years ago.
They asked “What do you think of (insert fighters name here)”?
Quintin: I think i FU***** embarrassed him.. no wait.. umm yeah..yeah!
May 30th, 2007 8:07 am
The Eyepoke
“I trained real hard for Dan because I knew he was tough. But I didn’t know that he would beat up my fist with his face. Man, my fist hurts right now. Dan has a rock head!”
Sep 15th, 2007 12:17 am
CHESSNOID
Rampage is good. Didn’t realize how funny he is with all these quotes you put up. He will beat Liddell a 3rd time if they fight again.
Oct 4th, 2007 8:51 pm
The Woo
Reporter at pre-fight conference “Do you think that you will have a problem adjusting to the cage when fighting Chuck since you are so used to fighting in the ring?
Rampage: No way man. I’d fight him in a phone booth.
Do you have any concerns going into the fight given that the run that Chuck has been on lately?
Yeah i worry that the referee doesn’t do his job good and Chuck dont make it outta there. I just hope he dont die in that cage.
Not direct quotes but pretty close. He 1 funny MF
Oct 5th, 2007 2:15 pm
Renfro
while hosting a ghost hunting show on spike
I don’t of ghosts, spirtits and demons. I don’t like nothing I can’t beat up!
On fat girls
DrCarlon: Okay so why do fat girls scare you?
Rampage: They try and get you get you drunk. They’re like lions in the jungle that prey on the weak
Jul 27th, 2008 8:36 pm
jackson
man these are hilarious but i dont like wat he said about silva
Aug 21st, 2008 8:02 pm
P
I didn´t see on of my favorite jackson quotes. When he got asked what was his goal in life was and he answered “to find a japanese girl with tits”
Sep 9th, 2008 10:08 am
HighAss
gr8 list. i will share with all my MMA friends. Jackson is an awesome character, similiar to a WWE\WWF character, but he has real skills in the octogon too.
Jan 14th, 2009 5:59 pm